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TwitterMe – “hey can I get your autograph?”
Her – “what?”
Me – “your autograph”
her – “why would you want my autograph?”
Me – “I know it’s going to be worth a lot some day. You’re so beautiful there’s no way you aren’t going to be a model or movie star”
Her- “Oh please that’s the lamest pick up line I’ve ever heard”
Me – “Jesus Christ I was just trying to give you a compliment and be original about it. No need to be mean”
Her – “Go F yourself you loser”
Me – “Wow you are a big meanie”
this is what happened the first time i tried it. She thought I was making fun of her because she had a slightly crooked nose. The truth is I did think she could be a model. I love her perfect face, the sound of her sweet voice, her bright green eyes and the ways she smells when she walks by.
I got the biggest hard on of my life thinking about HER. Not any of the models or other hot girls at school, her. If you said I could have sex with Kate Upton or this girl, I would pick this girl 100 times out of 100. I would NEVER cheat on her because when I truly love something I NEVER get sick of it.
Is This A Good Pick Up Line On A Girl?
February 22nd, 2012 
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Honestly? That was the stupidest crap I ever read. If someone said that to me, I would find a more polite way of getting them out of my presence.
Please, don’t do the whole “pick-up line” thing. It only works in movies. Try an actual CONVERSATION.
Every time you use a pickup line, God kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens.
thanks for sharing
“i think your crooked @$$ nose would look good buried in my pubes”
lololololol, that’s the lamest pickup line in the world.